I am definitely not a giraffe.|
The Phasmanomicon is an enchanted, living book made of human flesh. It was designed by an unknown sorceror ages ago, whose whereabouts are also unknown. The book objects to anyone attempting to read its pages, and will attack curious readers with Enchantd Bite Rank 1. The book cannot be killed, burned, or destroyed in any way. The Phasmanomicon can be controlled by supernatural properties under the discretion of the GM. The book claims his name is "Bob" and enjoys nachos.